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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the road half-way? She wanted to lay it on the line."
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"Guys, how can you tell the girl your having sex with is faking an orgasm? Who cares."
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"Things in common When does atheism become synonymous with running? A: When you draw Mohamad. Edit: Reworded it to make sense."