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Joke of the Day

"Girls wanting giant ass teddy bears, & VS bags, and bouquets of underwear for valentines day. Just give me some pizza & I'll love u forever."

"What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto"

"so, what is the difference between a condo and a condom? no difference, you get fucked with either of them"

"Always leave a bad date by politely spilling your drink on the floor, and telling him your water broke."

"Whats a similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist? They both smell it, but they can't eat it."

"I redid my fence yesterday. It needed to be reposted."

"Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant? The Sioux chef"

"What do you call a waterfall that's all dried up? A waterfell."

"Artistic people of Reddit, what is being artistic really like? And can I get fries with that?"

"How was the red sea made? Over a very long period"