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Joke of the Day
"Why did the snowman call his dog Frost ? Because frost bites ! "
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"What are the people from the country Lesbia called? Lesbians"
"Best if said out loud... So a mango's (man goes) in a bar... What the hell is a mango doing in a bar? But chessy but gets a good giggle :D"
"I've done all the cleaning and ironing but I've forgot why I broke into this house in the first place."
"You had me until the final shot, local commercial. An employee in the back row didn't wave hard enough. No sale."
"What is the difference between Jesus and Hitler? Jesus fed 5000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish... Hitler made 6 million Jews toast..."
"What's the favorite song of blacks I shot the sheriff"
"This will be my first valentines with a girlfriend. Anyone have any ideas to help make it great? I'm 17, can drive and have a source of income. I would really like to make this one good."
"If you really want to get to know someone, start arguing with them."
"Last night I bought an alcoholic ginger beer, he wasn't happy about it."