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Joke of the Day

"Last night I bought an alcoholic ginger beer, he wasn't happy about it."

"Women's magazines: 20 pages ""accept yourself"" 40 pages ""loose 30kgs in 4 weeks"" And Cake recipes.."

"How do you tell how rich a black man is. By how many gold chains he has, how do you tell how rich a white man is? By how many slaves he has."

"I know a lot about jokes about unemployed people But they never work"

"Batman opened a restaurant... But he's serving just desserts."

"Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? Dont worry , he's all right now."

"i hope the guy behind me in line doesn't think i'm a weird cat lady cause my cart's full of fancy feast. i just like the way it tastes, dude"

"Why was the computer stressed out when it got home? Because it had a hard drive."

"I'm so sad because my friend is moving to Shanghai. More like Shang-bye."

"Boy: Dad Dad come out. My sister's fighting this ten foot gargoyle with three heads. Dad: No I'm not coming out. She's going to have to learn to look after herself."