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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fat North Korean? Supreme Leader."
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"Maybe 6% of pens work. Terrible job, pen manufacturers."
"Shrodingers cat walks in to a bar and doesn't."
"What did the perverted frog say? Rub-it!"
"I have an inferiority complex,,,,,, but it isn't a very good one."
"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Staple food to the ceiling."
"I just found out Nicki Minaj isn't animated!"
"At a wedding reception, the best man said, 'would all the married men please stand next to the person that made their lives worth living.' The poor bartender was crushed to death."
"Just got college letters from the marines, navy, army and coast guard. Well obviously somebody has been watching me play Call Of Duty..."
"Fine, you drive. I won't tell you how. I'll just yell WE'RE GONNA DIE WE'RE GONNA DIE! I'M GONNA THROW UP AND WE'RE GONNA DIE til we arrive."