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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fat North Korean? Supreme Leader."
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"Jeopardy gum If Jeopardy! champion Arthur Chu started a candy company, the gum would have a locomotive on the wrapper, and would be called - get this - Chu Chew!"
"Why did the little girl in the flower dress fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms."
"Why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered six offender"
"Why I Could Never Be Gay As A Man. NSFW I could never fuck something i respect."
"I haven't gained weight. I'm just retaining cookies."
"Why one's dick can be only 11 inches long? Because if it's longer, it's called a foot."
"What music do cats prefer? Deadmau5"
"What's the difference between a lobster with breast implants and a dirty bus station? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean"
"Magician: an ordinary deck of cards right? Guy in front row: that's a ham. Magician: [whispers to assistant] get eagle eyes out of here."