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Joke of the Day

"""Wait, it wasn't us? Are you sure?"" - Fox News"

"If you aren't happy being single, you'll never be happy in a relationship. Get your own life first, then share it."

"I went to a blind tasting session the other day... It was a waste of time, they tasted the same as people who can see."

"I like to think I'm pretty smart. I just managed to get a 90 on my iq test."

"My mate needed a bit of help building his clock. So I gave him a hand."

"I want to create something so good that everyone hates it a week later."

"Why doesn't ISIS Like School? Because they always bombed their tests."

"I get the whole 3 meals a day thing but I'm confused about how many at night?"

"How to walk in 4 easy steps Step 1 Step 2 Step 3 Step 4"

"My head says ""go to the gym"" but my heart says, ""stay on the internet forever and eat!"""