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Joke of the Day
"My penis is so long When i put it on my keyboard, it covers all the way from A to Z"
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"Daughter just told me my hair looks good. The request for a ride will be coming in less than 10 minutes."
"Yesterday, someone tickled my bone... ...It wasnt Humerus"
"My plan to reduce shark attacks. Get them hooked on meth. Getting gummed by a toothless shark probably tickles."
"Who says building a border wall won't work? The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still don't have any Mexicans."
"Why doesn't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he's dead."
"Why did the chicken... ...cross the Mobius strip?"
"Fidel Castro just died, Cubans can be finally happy that their country will be ruled by the young generation led by a much younger leader. His 85 year old brother!"
"I usually prefer buffets to a la carte restaurants. Someone once asked me if I enjoyed Italian restaurants, and I said, I prefer Italiacan restaurants."
"My homie only lets dudes use his lawnmower. No hoe mow."