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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he's dead."
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"My kid threatened to hold her breath until I gave her dessert. Now she's a pearl diver in the Philippines & can afford her own damn dessert."
"I stayed up all night wondering where the sun had gone. Then it dawned on me."
"I thought my friend was a little camp... ...but he's just two tents."
"When Chris Angle levitated in front of Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris just laughed and flew away."
"A funny knock knock joke I've heard awhile ago... *knock* *knock* who's there? Doctor Doctor who? ...exactly!"
"I used to be addicted to soap, but i'm clean now."
"If gas prices keep going up I'm cutting off the bottom of my car and I'm ""Flintstoning"" That mf!"
"How do you say hello to a femnist? You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in."
"What do you call it when a pimp catches a roomful of hookers snorting coke? A punchline."