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Joke of the Day

"Why doesn't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he's dead."

"What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick!"

"Math joke My Calculus teacher told me:""Degrees are essentially useless in this class, we will use radians instead."" I replied:""Is that why you're teaching Calculus?"""

"A young boy got expelled for the using the C word in class The principal asked him ""That wasn't clever, was it?"" The boy replied "" No, it was cunt"""

"Why was the lion cub sent to jail? It was a child predator."

"When Snoop Dogg was born, he had 3pounds .. in his possession."

"(meeting for naming cereal) ""List the ingredients; maybe we'll get inspired."" ""Honey, bunches of oats"" ""I think we're done here."""

"We have one of the recalled Samsung washers. But, don't feel sorry for us... We're going to have a blast!"

"What does a Greek say when he receives his salary? Danke schon."

"People who come up with these recommended serving sizes might just be the most deluded human beings on the planet."