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Joke of the Day
"Dictinry for sell. Never use."
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"What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella? The umbrella can be shut up."
"The best way to prevent the next generation from stealing your lunch... Is to not show them where your lunch is. Because you forgot where you left your lunch."
"I don't think none of Christopher Nolan's ex girlfriends know how the hell it ended."
"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor."
"How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire? Pyroglyphs."
"If there is not a open bar and a goddamn delicious cake at your wedding, I will take my gift card to Walmart back."
"Do you eat to much sodium? Na."
"Where do monkeys hang out? At the monkey bars."
"5yo: [loudly whispers] MOMMY, SEE? WE'RE LETTING YOU AND DADDY SLEEP! AREN'T WE DOING GOOD? Me: [in bed] Yeah. You're doing GREAT."