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Joke of the Day

"What does the world of politics have in common with my toilet? They're both clogged with shit."

"Why is the door to heaven always open? Because Jesus was born in a barn."

"What do you call a religious drug addict? A crystal methodist."

"Some people are like clouds.. ..Once they fuck off it's a nice day."

"TIL there is a real place called The Cake is a Lie seriously, what do you expect from me?"

"Germany Q1: What would Germany be called had they not surrendered at the end of WW2 ? A1: Gerfew Q2: What would Germany be called if the issue in Q1 happened before the holocaust? A2: Jewmany"

"A cannibal in the jungle passed his brother. Think about that."

"A recent study shows that 51.9% of the UK are under educated. It was called the EU referendum."

"Robin Williams was found dead in his house. The police suspect arson, but I doubtfire. Source: http://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/2dacn8/no/cjnr8i8"

"I saw a homeless guy in town shouting about a lot of random stuff... It was a vague rant."