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Joke of the Day
"What does the world of politics have in common with my toilet? They're both clogged with shit."
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"There's a special place in he'll for autocorrect"
"What do you call a Russian cat that's been to space? A cos-meow-naut."
"Q: How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: WHAT?"
"What's an Impressionist's favorite condiment? Manet's."
"Wanna hear a joke about a broken pencil? Never mind it's pointless. "
"You should really start thinking before you speak...and while you're at it, you should also think before you think."
"Every time you enter a room, you should say ""Smells like farts in here."" This way when you fart later, they'll never suspect you."
"Don't forget to pay your taxes this year so the Government can give it to people that don't work as hard as you."
"I just pimped my car. Now it has extra whorespower."