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Joke of the Day
"I just pimped my car. Now it has extra whorespower."
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"How do these people survive"
"What do yo call a Mexican Titanic? Sink-o De Mayo haah"
"music joke As the Cellist in our string quartet, i can't help but feel the other musicians are looking down on me. sorry about that, i will just be getting my coat."
"What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor? A pedal physician in the fetal position."
"*walks out of prison, a free man. *guards shouting from gate ""From! At! For! With!"" What? ""Oh, we always end sentences with a preposition"""
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop & a lobster with breast implants.. One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean."
"I try not to let facts or sound reasoning get in the way of a good rationalization."
"How can you tell there are two elephants in your fridge? You have to put the partly-eaten dismembered body of your infant daughter in the freezer instead."
"My OCD is so bad that, when someone falls asleep on a plane, I turn off their overhead light. And braid their hair."