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Joke of the Day
"Wanna hear a joke about a broken pencil? Never mind it's pointless. "
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"What do Sea Monsters eat? Fish and Ships."
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"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for Fresh Prints."
"My new girlfriend asked me how many girls I've slept with. ""Eleven,"" I replied. ""Wow! You must be a player,"" she laughed. ""No,"" I said, ""I'm their coach."""
"Say what you will about the Democratic debate... but Hillary Clinton didn't refer to the size of her penis."
"Why did the ghost cross the road to get to the ""Other Side""."
"Someone you don't care about just listened to a song you don't like on Spotify!"
"I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of prison... ...but apparently you can't end a sentence with a proposition."
"A pregnant girl from my high school made her unborn child a Facebook and added me as a friend. I AM FRIENDS WITH AN EMBRYO YOU GUYS."