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Joke of the Day
"what if in airbud they put the dog in and they didnt win that coach would feel stupid"
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"Sad to hear of the passing of Liesl von Trapp at the age of 73, going on 74."
"Give me the best quality TV commercial I can get for $47! -Attorneys"
"How much room is needed for fungi to grow? As mushroom as possible"
"How do you get a dog to lick itself clean like a cat? Cover it in peanut butter."
"Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza? Because there wasn't mushroom on it."
"The man who invented Velcro has died. RIP."
"A rough, hard drinking baseball umpire was upset because he couldn't get his little boy to sit on his lap and talk to him. After all, the son never sits on the brutish umpire."
"My chicken and egg problem Chicken or egg which is tastier?"
"I'm going to make a porno parodying the movie ""Alien"" I think the tagline will be, ""*In space no one can hear you cream*""."