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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between paint and a midgets' underpants? When you sniff paint, you get high"

"Grandpa was a healthy 82 when he fell in a vat of lard. After that, he went downhill really fast..."

"I got fired from the calendar factory... just for taking a couple of days off"

"My wife remains very racist in her approach to laundry."

"What do you say to someone who talked about you behind your back? You discussed me."

"I would submit a chemistry joke But all the chemistry jokes argon"

"Son: Mom, why are you always showing up at my school on chicken nugget day? Me: *literally salivating* Here to see you, buddy."

"I tried to cross a redneck with a golden retriever... All I got was a dirty look from the golden retriever."

"A Native American just published a novel Critics consider it a Seminole work."

"Why can't a T-Rex clap Because it's extinct"