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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years? Church."

"*in a fight with Humpty Dumpty* ""You don't scare me, I eat eggs like you for breakfast"""

"What do you get when you squish a synagogue? Jews"

"What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and a zit? Nothing, they both come on a boy's face when he turns 13."

"What be a pirate's favorite letter? Ayy, you think it be ""r"" but it really be the ""c""."

"In Tesla Motors you... Don't drive car, car drives you."

"Some good advice on how to pick up girls Bend at the knees and lift slowly. Avoid turning or twisting your body."

"who paid? Wednesday, Tom and Joe went to a restaurant and ate dinner. When they were done they paid for the food and left. But Tom and Joe didn't pay for the food. Who did?"

"What's Pac-Man's favourite holiday destination? [Wagga Wagga](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wagga_Wagga)"

"Eventually one of these Republican congressmen is going to find out his daughter is a woman, and then we're all set."