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Joke of the Day

"""Then it's agreed. We'll meet back in this same place in 10 years."" -Me to some dishes in my sink"

"don't hate robert altman's 1992 satirical comedy ""the player"" hate david fincher's 1997 psychological thriller ""the game"""

"Incestuous relationships often involve a aunty-climax"

"Dream Job My dream job is cleaning mirrors. It's just something I could really see myself doing."

"What's another word for a face tattoo? An everlasting jobstopper."

"Boss: Are you high? Me: [trying to photocopy a dog] are you a cop?"

"For Halloween this year, I went as Julian Assange And stayed home."

"What is the difference between a Greek spearman and a pale beer? One is hoplite, and the other a light hops."

"The only reason an IKEA kitchen will last you 25 years is because it takes 23 years to put it together"

"I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is ""the stupidest country in the world."" Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world."