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Joke of the Day

"Pub Quiz I did terribly in the Greek Mythology section of the Pub Quiz last night. You could say it's my Achilles Wrist."

"I am so poor I can't even pay attention."

"10 reasons why doctors use defibrillators... Number 4 will shock you!"

"My idiot son turned 21 today... ...he says the last ten years were way better than the first nine."

"My years of napping and making out with strangers have prepared me for a solid career as a CPR dummy"

"If your laugh in real life sounds like ""Bahahaha"", guaranteed I won't be funny around you."

"PARTYING = a simple word describing the physical expression of a state mind in which you're deeply aware of how incredible it is to exist."

"Who is the hamburgers' favourite actress? Candice Berger!"

"I think r/jokes may be glitched Top of all time and new both show the same jokes"

"The demolition workers performed at the workers event last night. Heard they brought down the house with their act."