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Joke of the Day
"I only have a beard so I can scratch it while I judge."
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"What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole? Fore-play"
"Do you like your new baby sister? She's all right. Do you play with her? No and we can't even send her back because she's been here more than 28 days."
"I asked my friend if he ever went skiing. . . ""Not in real life, only in Florida."" "
"People admit to shopping for their girlfriends/wives all the time... but when I do it I get busted for ~~prostitution~~ human trafficking."
"What was the best part of being a blind smallpox inoculator in the 18th century? The great stories you get to read everyday."
"What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool? A broad abroad on a board aboard."
"Why couldn't Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he was married."
"Why'd the toilet feel abused? Because it took a lot of shit."
"Did you hear about the scarecrow who won an Oscar? He was out standing in his field."