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Joke of the Day

"My internet bride got delivered today ...she's the WiFi always dreamed of. source: [Sickipedia](http://sickipedia.org/) (nsfw text)"

"What's in common between a sprinkler and the answer i got if she wanted anal? Tsk Tsk Tsk Tsk"

"I have no regrets. By which I mean I regret not saying no more often."

"What's worse than ten babies in one trash can? One baby in ten trash cans."

"The best time to propose at a restaurant is right after you order but before you pull up to the window."

"Why is Sigma good at sharing? Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!"

"I just put a cat & a mouse in a cage and I must say, this is nothing like Tom & Jerry."

"I sent an Adele album to a guy who bought it on eBay, anyway his payment cancelled and I'm out of pocket .... Should I just give up or should I keep on chasing payments"

"A toilet was stolen from my local police station. The cops said they had nothing to go on."

"My six replaced the toilet paper roll all on her own and now I'm wondering who her real dad is."