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Joke of the Day
"What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker? You want some beef?"
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"He who farts in church Sits in his own pew"
"'It's a pity you've gone on hunger strike' said the convict's girlfriend on visiting day. 'Why ?' 'I've put a file in your cake.'"
"What does a lawyer say to another lawyer? We are both a lawyer."
"The trouble with kids these days... ...is that they can't even."
"George H.W. Bush, age 90, went skydiving yesterday. I'm 45 & I strained my hamstring getting out of my car."
"Do pigs like Backgammon? No they prefer their backs scratched."
"""I invented the cubicle."" - Someone hopefully in Hell"
"Lesson of the day: NEVER EVER make fun of an Asian woman on her period. On a related note: I got stabbed with a chopstick."
"What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry managed to escape the chamber."