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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee the way a cannibal likes his women. Boiled in a pot."
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"After a big tsunami in Japan, the Chinese began to hoard soy sauce. So I guess you shouldn't Kikkoman when he's down."
"Whats the difference between my wife when we have sex and my hand when I masturbate? My hand moves."
"What's the useless skin around a vagina called? A woman."
"Why are jokes about rotten eggs banned? Because they're infeggtious"
"What are the odds? Daughter: Dad, I'm a lesbian Dad: Its cool 2nd Daughter: Dad, I'm also a lesbian Dad: OMG! Does anyone in this family like dick? Son: I do!"""
"nsfw Why did the gay have sex with the lesbian? To get back at her girlfriend."
"A Muslim, a black guy, a horse, a pirate, a gay, a chicken and a rabbi all walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""
"What do you call a nutritionist who sidelines as an automotive journalist? A carb-o-rater"
"Q: What happens if a pig parks illegally? A: It oink-urs a fine."