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Joke of the Day
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"Hillary Clinton asked the debate moderator a knock knock joke... Knock knock. Who's there? Hill--. INTERRUPTING TRUMP!"
"Why is the letter T like an island? Because its in the middle of water!!!"
"Dear student loan, Thank you for saving my life. I can't think of how I can ever repay you."
"I went to walmart today. I got the cart with three wheels and a hoof. This always happens to me."
"What makes the sound 'Clip clop bang clip clop'? An Amish drive-by"
"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Some really obscure number, you've probably never heard of it."
"Saw Marshawn Lynch at the eye clinic a few days ago. He told me he was just there so he won't get blind."
"[announcement over PA at work] ""FREE TACOS IN THE BREAKROOM"" *I walk there so fast the noise from my corduroys breaks everyone's eyeglasses*"
"What Did The Idiot's Friend Say To The Other Idiot's Friend, After The Idiot Lit Herself On Fire? She's Bright..."