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Joke of the Day

"Saw Marshawn Lynch at the eye clinic a few days ago. He told me he was just there so he won't get blind."

"A hobbyist metalsmith was arrested for displaying his handmade pennies in public. What was he charged with? Indie-cent exposure."

"Teacher Johnny: Use the word HARASSMENT in a Sentence... Johnny: I was in Love with a girl and.. Her-ass-meant a lot to me"

"The invention of the wheel started a revolution"

"Flavor Flav turns 51 today. He'll spend a quiet day at home, still resting up after a weekend of moving clocks forward."

"What do you call a car with a broken exhaust? Emission impossible"

"What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ? This one will sleigh you !"

"[Cops at crime scene] Cop 1: Criminal scum. They must have taken every single toilet. Cop 2: Wow, they really left us nothing to go on."

"An awesome person fills you with awe, which stands to reason that a handsome person will fill you with hand."

"How do you describe getting cancer on your resume? As a real growth opprotunity"