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Joke of the Day
"you know who else had a ""fun hat phase""? Abe Lincoln. and we all know what happened to THAT guy"
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"ART TEACHER: Why have you painted the water green again? It looks- ME: I'm bringing *puts on sunglasses* Shrek sea back AT: You're expelled"
"What's the favourite flavour of sharks? Shark-o-late!"
"My math teacher kept giving easy parabolas and circles until the test day when he gave a large, difficult hyperbola. The long con."
"This day in history. 1701. Maryland legalized divorce in cases where the wife displeased their clergyman. What kind of kinky cult was that?"
"""But Lot's wife looked back as she was following behind him, and she turned into a pillar of salt, and Lot was like 'wtf' "" Genesis 19:26"
"What's pirates' favourite meme? Ayy lmao"
"Jessica Biel's dad's first name is Batmo."
"What insect would Richard Simmons be? Is he a ladybug or a fruit fly?"
"what was adam's nickname for eve? prime rib"