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Joke of the Day
"Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her crayons are still sticky."
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"What do you call an orgy with drummers? A gang bang."
"Listen, I might be 320 pounds but my doctor says I have the heart of a 20 year old athlete. Thank god he'd signed a donor card."
"Toilets are really just fart amplifiers when you are trying to be quiet."
"How do you confuse a gay person? 7"
"Britain has invented a new missile It's called the civil servant - it doesn't work and it can't be fired."
"Don't cry because it's over, smile because for a few miles they believed you were the real bus driver."
"I farted alone in a room and then my girlfriend's dad came in. Now I have to pretend like something is dead in the walls and help him look."
"How do you know a black chick is pregnant? When she pulls out the tampon all the cotton has been picked."
"Outvoted 1-1 by my wife again."