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Joke of the Day
"How do you confuse a gay person? 7"
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"hey girl , you french? coz ***madamn***"
"Damn girl, are you a time traveler? Because being fat was attractive in the 1500's."
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"I crossed a Lhasa Apso with a Shih tzu. But all I got was Lhasa Shit."
"The time traveler was still hungry after his last bite So he went back four seconds."
"My grief counselor died last week. Luckily, he was so good I didn't give a shit"
"What do Donald trump and the Internet have in common? They're two of the worlds most powerful tools."