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Joke of the Day

"Toilets are really just fart amplifiers when you are trying to be quiet."

"I learned today that I'm still a reddit noob."

"A chef was worriEd that he would mess up dessert... Turned out to be a piece of cake!"

"What's Dale Earnhardt's favorite Pink Floyd album? Dark side of the moon. You sick bastard."

"A paedophile says to a school boy ""I'll give you a lolly if you come into the van"" The boy replies ""Give me the whole bag and I'll cum into your mouth""."

"5yo: What's a cannibal? Me: A person that eats another person. 5yo's eyes widen in horror. Me: You said cannonball, didn't ya?"

"NSFW What's white, and bobs up and down in a cradle? A pedophiles ass."

"What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme? I didn't make an enzyme last night."

"A horse walks into a bar... ...the trainer says, ""next time, jump""."

"COP: There's been a murder BATMAN: I won't rest until I avenge them C: It's outside of Gotham B: Actually I have got a lot on at the moment"