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Joke of the Day
"How do you stop a dog from screwing your leg? Give it a blowjob."
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"Look, no hands! The worst thing you could hear during a prostate exam."
"RIP Bugs Bunny Attempts to reanimate him failed."
"In the 18th century it was common practice to ignore negative numbers People stopped at nothing to avoid them"
"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? We need to get some support, before people think we're nuts!"
"What do you get when you mix Michael Jordan with Donald Trump? A Dunkin' Donut."
"How did Rihanna know Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles."
"I built a house for a horse today but he said he wouldn't live in it as it didn't look stable enough."
"So I asked my wife, were you faking it last night? She said: no I really was asleep. (I heard this from Gazzo on Penn & Teller: Fool Us)"
"If we keep building giant walls at the border to Mexico it's only a matter of time before natural selection gives us giant Mexicans."