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Joke of the Day

"Don't you just hate when people reply with ""This?"" This."

"What could Dora the Explorer's kids be called? Doritos"

"Jessica Simpson had her baby. Apparently, Kanye busted into the delivery room and said Beyonce had the best baby of all time."

"How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Three: a left ear, a right ear and a front-ear"

"Apparently, my office doesn't think the women's restroom needs a tampon disposal, so wrapped it up and put it in their suggestion box."

"I'm helping the sharks celebrate their big week by throwing cats into the ocean."

"What do you call a floating penis? space junk"

"How can you tell when the stage is level? The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth."

"I don't understand why French is considered the language of love... Have you heard Latin? It's so obviously **roman**tic."

"A drunk is brought to court... The judge says ""you've been brought here for drinking"" to which the drunk replies ""when can we start!"""