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Joke of the Day

"Overpopulation is a bitch... ... and no matter how you think about it, the world would be a better place with Fuhrer people in it."

"Found a lump in my testicles, had to get it checked out It was much bigger than the other two"

"My grandmother finds it important to stay in shape, so she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is."

"Why is Karl Marx a fan of the Galactic Empire? He was born ina 1818."

"Heading upstairs to bed last night I started to pull my boxers off... The wife said 'You spoil them dogs!'"

"clever pupil makes fool his teacher PUPIL: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do? TEACHER: off course not. PUPIL: good, because I didn't do my homework."

"Dad: Son do u know why we named you Titanic Hitting an Iceberg? Titanic Hitting an Iceberg: Because I w Dad: BECAUSE YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT"

"I was watching a fight the other day... ...and a hockey game broke out."

"Sometimes I end up watching cartoons after my kids have left the room. On a related note, has anyone seen my kids?"

"A guy calls his boss and asks him: Guy: What's the difference between this morning and your daughter? Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!"