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Joke of the Day
"I was watching a fight the other day... ...and a hockey game broke out."
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"A wise Chinese man once said, ""if your dog barks, it's undercooked."""
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"This joke up me crack everytime I hear it Will tell you after next bowel movement."
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"How do you turn a seal into a sea lion? Remove an electron."
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