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Joke of the Day

"Dad: Son do u know why we named you Titanic Hitting an Iceberg? Titanic Hitting an Iceberg: Because I w Dad: BECAUSE YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT"

"What did the messed up psychologist have for dinner? Freud rice."

"How many kids does Adrian Peterson have? More than you can shake a stick at"

"What do you call a bear in the rain? Drizzly bear."

"I just heard 2 waiters speaking Chinese and then one said very loudly and clearly, 'MEDALLION' so I think some shits about to go down"

"What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch? Namaste."

"What is the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Michael Jackson likes to fuck little boys..."

"They need to make realistic commercials for beds & mattresses. They always show a couple, never a guy with a dog asleep on his chest."

"Dad-Son Dad: There's this test we need to go for. Son: You never told me earlier! I'm going to fail now. Dad: It's a DNA test. You have to pass."

"Do you charge for circumcisions? No, I only take tips"