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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes I end up watching cartoons after my kids have left the room. On a related note, has anyone seen my kids?"

"What Do You Call A Jewish Dilemma? Free Ham"

"I like my coffee like i like my women raped and dismembered"

"Breaking news from My dog!! there ar Small animals outside sometimes, but especially Right Now."

"Some souls are consumed with what grows in the garden of others and then wonder, why their own does not flourish."

"Only assholes shit in urinals"

"There are three types of people in this world Those who can count And those who cannot count"

"Hey guy's I'm the titanic I would like to nominate all of my passengers and crew to do the ALS ice bucket challenge, you have 24 hours!"

"I thought about going on an all-almond diet But that's just nuts."

"No party would be complete without that creepy guy sitting in the corner."