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Joke of the Day
"Don't you hate it when people ask for upvotes? Upvote if you agree."
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"""Siri, what are the side effects of Valium?"" I mumbled into the tv remote."
"So I went to the club last night and asked a German girl for her number... and you'll never believe it! Her number is 999-999-9999!"
"What's the difference between a zit and a priest? Zit waits until you're a teenager before it cums in your face."
"Irritable Bowel Syndrome is genetic. It runs in your jeans."
"Why do Java programmers wear glasses? Because they can't C#"
"i just crashed my car in a lane between two houses, owned by mr and mrs ball, and one owned by mr and mrs smith thank god i was dragged out by the smiths"
"The people I work with are a bunch of potatoes They're definitely tator-taught."
"How do you blow a movie quote? You just put your lips together and whistle"
"Dont be a racist, be like Mario... he is an Italian plumber created by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican that jumps like a black man and grabs coins like a Jew."