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Joke of the Day

"I figured out why so many Islamic Terrorists hate Americans. It's because we all have our dicks out for haram babes"

"Did you hear about the gay midget? he just came out of the cabinet."

"Chuck Norris got bored of life, so he invented Ebola."

"Ear wax is disgusting. But when you're out of Vegemite, you're out of Vegemite."

"Is the dog ending in Silent Hill 2 an easter egg? Or is it actually canine in the storyline?"

"ok he'res funny joke lol."

"I asked my web server engineer wife to give me head. All I got was information and not the actual act."

"Met my boyfriend on eharmony, also eharmony is the nickname I gave this vending machine, meet my sandwich"

"How many Mexicans does it take to change a Lightbuld? Only Juan..."

"I like my women like I like my Christmas Ham... ...bone in."