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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the whore house build a second story? To much fucking overhead"
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"Corny Japanese Cartoons Ani-maize ...I'll leave now."
"I had an Epiphany while in the strip club... ... but I don't think that was her real name."
"Why do women fake orgasms? They think men care. I'll see myself out."
"I'm hoping to avoid a situation where I have to dance to save my own life."
"I'm not sure, but if I died in your arms tonight, that makes you a suspect. At the very least."
"""Send me the link"" means ""do not ask me to sit here for 6 minutes and watch this shit now."""
"When my wife says ""I don't want to talk about it"" that's woman code for you better put your life on hold for 2 hours & find out what ""It"" is"
"A pizza shop owner was found dead covered in pepporoni, mushrooms, ham and pineapple. Word is...he topped himself."
"How does an ethiopian open a beer? With his ribs"