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Joke of the Day

"I think the only way I'll ever be motivated to go to the gym is if I'm in prison."

"Fun fact about Earth: It is an insane hellworld where a species of ape has harnessed the power of liquefied dead things to destroy itself."

"I hate all 1970's female solo artists What a bunch of pre-madonnas"

"""Is this a card?"" -the vague street magician"

"Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!"

"I was reminded of you today. But then I flushed the toilet and went on about my business."

"Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school? He was Russian."

"What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office? ""Close, Bill, but no cigar!"""

"Lol , Toilet (potty) Humour, funny A : Have you heard of the movie ""Constipation"" ? B: No -- A: Obviously because it hasnt come out as yet .. LOL B: You are so fucking Stupid .."

"What's long green and goes hith ? A snake with a lisp !"