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Joke of the Day

"I told my wife that size shouldn't matter so she went out shopping and bought my ""boys room"" a new 4 inch TV."

"Boss: Are you done with those reports yet? Me: Can you stop hovering over me? Boss: Sorry [turns off jetpack] Me: Much better."

"What does walking on a broken suspension bridge and getting head by a gay-guy have in common? It goes well aslong as you don't look down."

"Oh you like Oreos? Name five of their albums. And I'm talking their obscure shit like watermelon, none of this main stream birthday cake shi"

"Did you hear about the golf match between the black golfer and white golfer from South Africa? Birdie on the last hole would have won the match for the black golfer, but a par tied."

"I have many hidden talents. Just wish I could find 'em."

"They don't make forks like they used to. Modern plastic ware makes me miss the good old tines."

"What does a gay horse eat? Haaayyyy"

"I like my women like I like my men. That's the joke. I'm bi."

"What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk. - TommyEdisonXP (youtuber)"