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Joke of the Day

"I like my women like I like my men. That's the joke. I'm bi."

"Fuck holes in my cheese. It's just wasted space where more cheese could be."

"When carrying a sleeping child to bed in the dark, make sure all intervening doors are open. Babies make cranky, ineffective battering rams."

"What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea? I've never had a garbanzo on my face."

"That's a nicece ham you have there. Would be a shame if someone put a ""s"" at the start and a ""e"" at the end."

"""i cnat believe this!"" he yells as his beard of bees turns on him. ""i would expect this from the others but not u"" he says to 1 specific bee"

"This one trick will make you feel young again. Made you look."

"Just got invited to an ""alcohol-free"" wedding. The happy couple will be sad when they realize it's going to be a ""present-free"" wedding too."

"Knock Knock Who's there? Allah Allah who? ALLAHU AKBAR!!!"

"Tramp! A trampoline used to be called a jumpoline before your mother jumped on it."