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Joke of the Day

"Oh you like Oreos? Name five of their albums. And I'm talking their obscure shit like watermelon, none of this main stream birthday cake shi"

"My barber just got arrested for selling drugs. I've been his customer for 6 years. I had no idea he was a barber."

"Canadians are not always nice, especially if your son pisses on their snowman."

"*Sees old 1987 ford mustang and gets in* Lets see if this baby still works *pulls baby out of backpack* *baby cries* Great! *Puts it back*"

"what is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair"

"What's the difference between Donald Trump and a baby who just got HIV? I didn't rape Donald Trump"

"How did the hipster burn his mouth? he ate the pizza before it was cool."

"""WE AREN'T SO DIFFERENT, YOU AND I."" -- bad guys reaching for a weapon at the end of the movie"

"What's the difference between a joke and 3 cocks? Your mom can't take a joke."

"*Pulls away from Kissing* Me: This isn't weird is it? Cat: Meow"