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Joke of the Day

"The next time I hang out with people who start making out in front of me, I'm going to start flossing my teeth in front of them."

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"WHO SAID ""YOU GOTTA KEEP EM SEPARATED"" A) Gov. George Wallace B) The Offspring C) My mom teaching me to do laundry D) All of the above"
"""Hola! I'm Senor Coconut, children"" [cracks head on the pavement. Children scream] ""Drink me. Drink me. I'm full of vitamins and minerals"""
"Why did the semen cross the road? Because that's where the submarine was."
"What is Michael J Fox's favourite song? Shake It Off by Tayler Swift"
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"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Venus de Milo Barbie ...made of rock; no head no arms"
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"A physicist came knocking on my door... I gave him the No-Bell Prize."
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