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Joke of the Day
"A physicist came knocking on my door... I gave him the No-Bell Prize."
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"There have been a lot of pro nazi posts on here lately Anne Frankly I'm sick of it"
"ME: If home is where the heart is, I guess I live under a canopy of bloody bones. DMV WORKER: I'm not putting that on your license."
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