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Joke of the Day
"Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back? They're always switching their tails!"
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"I just saved $30 on Taco Bell by telling a friend I don't have my wallet"
"[Airport terminal] *waits at baggage claim area* *an entire roast pig emerges on the carousel* *I check the tag to make sure it's mine*"
"Someone calls 911... Man : Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Man : Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Man : The ugly one is winning."
"Jimmy Eat World Jimmy Sorry Jimmy Not Know You Were Saving It Jimmy Pick Up Another One On The Way Home"
"Does killing time damage eternity?"
"So two cannibals are eating dinner... The first turns to the second man and says ""Wow, your wife sure does make a great roast!"" The second replied ""I know, I'm really gonna miss her."""
"Three decades of playing Tetris have apparently not improved our nation's ability to stow overhead luggage."
"The Captain and Tennille are divorcing. Tennille left him after learning he was only a Petty Officer, Third Class."
"My friend saw Stevie Wonder walking down the street when she went to California! I don't think he saw her though..."