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Joke of the Day
"What did the cannibal say to the explorer? ''Nice to meat you''!"
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"What do you call a horse that lives next to you? A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke."
"1 in 3 Americans, weighs as much as the other 2...!!"
"My wife has everything I could ever want in a woman: Low standards."
"Why did the monks go to the casino? Tibet."
"What Slenderman doesnt have? Facebook."
"I probably wouldn't even use the gym if I were in prison."
"Don't you just hate it when people think there clever but use the wrong grammar?"
"The Worst Journey in the World by Helen Back"
"You Know You're Southern When... You know you're southern when your town has more syllables than letters."