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Joke of the Day
"Why do the French like Easter? Because it's such a bonne idee."
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"I like my women how I like my old bike... ... chained up in the shed."
"Life is like poker. I try to get 21 but always hit on 14."
"A kid looks up from his phone... ...."
"Have you ever heard of the ckicken plant? I guess the eggplant came first! I work at a grocery store and a guy in the produce department told me this. He thought it was hilarious"
"What is the Ape monster's name? Godzilla Gorilla!"
"You have a life"
"How do you tell if water is true or false? Bring it to a bool."
"Why does the French flag have Velcro? So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war."
"What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt? I know that peel."