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Joke of the Day

"There was an episode of the Flintstones where a mechanic worked on Fred's car HEY FRED YOURE GETTING RIPPED OFF THERE IS NO ENGINE IN THERE"

"I picked up a girl at a bar. She told me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt... So I screwed her three times and hit her with a brick."

"What word in the dictionary is always spelled wrong? Wrong."

"[SPOILER] Who is going to die in the new Star Wars? Some Stormtrooper"

"Once there was a fire .. Once there was a fire in brothel. Some people came out running and others ran out cumming."

"Sprinklers are just little heads looking around for their friends but they can't find them so they cry"

"Dear investors, I'd like to make a chap stick called ""food court Chinese food."" Please snapchat if interested."

"With Airlines stocks having crashed. I can't decide between paying for two extra bags or buying half the company."

"Eve says to Adam "" this salad is so good"" Adam says to Eve ""That's the basket with my dirty clothes"""

"a car just rolled by blasting the ""Duck Tales"" theme song so now I'm chasing after it and trying to catch up with my new best friend"