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Joke of the Day

"Brussel sprouts are like anal sex. If you were forced to have them against your will as a child, chances are you won't enjoy them as an adult."

"I have a malaysia airlines joke but no one finds it funny"

"Monica Lewinsky says she WILL endorse Hillary for president... ..says Hillary Clinton ""doesn't suck."""

"You now that fucker that always needs to have the last word? He is called Edit."

"A robber runs out of a store with a stolen TV. The blonde cashier runs after him yelling, ""Wait, you forgot the remote!"""

"How do canibals eat victims with Parkinson's disease? Shake n bake"

"Do you know what the worst part of being paralyzed is? I can't stand being in a wheelchair."

"A Jew and a purse Once went a Jew, found a purse, picked it up: - Shit! 200 dollars are missing!"

"[sees cute girl jog by] ""Imma run up and ask her out"" [one block later still not caught up] ""Ok, wow, we probably weren't soul mates anyway"""

"What did 0 say to 8 ? Nice belt"