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Joke of the Day

"What's the fastest way to piss off a Starwars fanboy?"

"My friend works at the morgue and apparently tonight is open mike night."

"I didn't have fun at the Boston Marathon this year ... back in 2013 it was a blast."

"*in the back of a police car* can ya'll hand me the aux cord?"

"A joke about dwarves ejaculating... Will be coming shortly."

"a woman deceived me with makeup. she pretended to be a hot girl but she was actually a lizard who stole my emeralds. all of them"

"After the Swiss Idol, a Bern resident was found dead in his home."

"In Summertime, wow do you tell the difference between an American-born Arab and a Middle Eastern-born Arab? Heatstroke."

"People think it's okay to drive like assholes until we end up at a stoplight together and I'm dropping my rottweiler through their sunroof."

"How do you insult a Catholic? Any way you like, they have to forgive you!"