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Joke of the Day

"The ""D"" boy: spell ""me"" girl: M-E boy: but you forgot the D girl: there's no D in me boy: not yet ;)"

"Behind Every Successful man. Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a women what do we learn from this? Student: we should stop wasting time in studies and find a woman."

"If Skittles were made from actual fruit, I'd be considered a much better parent."

"The only people who get more concussions than NFL players.. are their wives"

"If you see a dentist get shot and hes bleeding out, just casually mention how he needs to floss more so he doesnt bleed out like that"

"""Hey is BB hungry?"" ""No BB-8."""

"What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school? A flat minor."

"I hate going to liquor stores. Everyone wines about everything."

"Marriage is a lot like being a meteorologist. No matter what you say, you're still wrong."

"I believe the children are our future and they should be praised and nurtured because they are the bus drivers and cabbies of tomorrow, and I drink a lot."