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Joke of the Day

"The ""D"" boy: spell ""me"" girl: M-E boy: but you forgot the D girl: there's no D in me boy: not yet ;)"

"husband rock & wife shock wife: I saw in my dream that you were buying a diamond ring for me. Husband: i saw you dad paying the bill........"

"You know you spend too much time with your kids when there's Sesame Street music in your head while mentally undressing women."

"Do not squander your short time on earth acquiring worldly possessions. Instead, try to get laid a lot."

"A UNIX Salesperson A unix salesperson named Lenore Loved her job, but loved the beach more. She devised such a way to combine work and play: She sells C-shells by the seashore"

"Was just reading a new book with a great female hero And I can say I'm addicted to this heroine."

"What's the difference between a snowman and a snowoman? Snowballs!"

"Why didn't the neuron cross the road ? It was Nervous"

"People who process expired passports are so lazy they're always cutting corners. (Joel Dommett)"

"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breath out of that tiny thing?"