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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a slow hurricane? A slowicane."

"What do Donald trump and the Internet have in common? They're two of the worlds most powerful tools."

"Use this to start a conversation with a stranger. ""On a hot day nothing feels more relaxing then butt chugging a slushy. Say, do you have a funnel?"""

"So, tell me. Why do Russians go crazy over pho? Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*"

"I had to fire my driver today So now I have all this money, and nothing to chauffeur it."

"Thanks to whoever invented the mute button, because I can poop while on a conference call."

"Girls say I'm an animal in bed. More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours in a row."

"I thought the author of Harry Potter was a guy. J.K."

"I just got a bunch of cool apps and games for my Windows Phone"

"""If I could have dinner with any person, dead or alive... ..I would choose alive."" -BJ Novak-"